What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your going to be alright just relax

I don't like

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

But this is not

I like God is love and lives within you.

Innocent before proven guilty

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Deuteronomy 17

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Maybe leave out

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Bible.. Hm.?

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like religions.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Lose lips shimk ships.

You shall not bear false witness.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?